Oh my god. I was going to share a story about how I got stiffed tonight (as soon as they sat down, I knew. Hearing aids, rude as hell, literally asked me what a potato was, what a leek was) but OH MY GOD DO NOT SEAT YOURSELF DO NOOOOT SEAT YOURSELF. YOU CAN ONLY SEAT YOURSELF AT THE BAR (sometimes) DO NOT SEAT… » 3/03/15 1:25am Yesterday 1:25am