On Saturday I had to do a party- I was there PURELY FOR THE FUCKING PARTY. The party left by 7, my fucking stupid-ass boss was being a piece of shit. » 3/31/15 7:03pm Yesterday 7:03pm

This post was an entire flashback of everything I know about pop culture from the last decade or more. Are you me? Were u a YTMND/ONTD obsessive in the early to mid-2000s? » 3/30/15 2:36pm Monday 2:36pm

As a person who shares a birthday with the Prince of Darkness, I can't believe that this kid exists. He didn't live through decades-long lasting drug fueled rampages, look at him. He's a fucking wiener. » 3/30/15 3:31am Monday 3:31am

Jeb Lund is better than you. Jeb Lund wrote the best political commentary on Gawker Media's 2012 election coverage. Jeb Lund is my hero and he's absolutely right about ketchup. » 3/27/15 6:59pm Friday 6:59pm

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE. » 3/23/15 11:24am 3/23/15 11:24am

I experienced this so much in England but actually less in the US. Guy at a club is harassing me, a girl friend I'm with tells the bouncer. We get thrown out. » 3/22/15 7:03pm 3/22/15 7:03pm

I have personal anecdotal evidence about the values of tornado sirens (within the last three years!) which I won't share because it's true that we deserve better than that fucking Silent Hill wailing. » 3/20/15 5:21pm 3/20/15 5:21pm